Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Cue Abe Simpson


There's a line in the "Who Shot Mr. Burns?: Part 1" episode from the "The Simpsons" when Santa's Little Helper has to wear an Elizabethan collar.

Grandpa sees the dog walking by and says, "Hey, the lamp's running away."

Well, my little lamp didn't run away, but Kate has to wear an e-collar for the next two weeks.

Yesterday morning, I took her — after all these years — to have her teeth cleaned. And while she was under anesthesia, the veterinarian also removed a small growth on her eyelid that was making her eye produce some gunk.

Kate came through the procedures fine, though she was a little unsteady from the sleeping gas when I picked her up around 5 p.m. Her back legs really didn't start holding up their part of the bargain until around 7:30 p.m. or so.


I read — on the Enterwebs, of course — that dogs get used to having the cumbersome looking devices around their necks and can even eat, drink and sleep in them.

So I elevated her water bowl by using a coffee mug. To prevent the bowl from sliding around, I used some double-sided sticky carpet backing I had saved from when I had my stair treads installed.

Kate was able to drink her water easily, and I rigged her food bowl the same way.

I was going to title this entry "1 down and 13 to go," based on last night's experience. While Kate kept the collar on all night, it was not without a lot of effort on her part.

After a couple hours of sleep in a comfy bed, I went downstairs (the vets recommended Kate stay on one level and avoid stairs for a while) at 3:30 a.m. to check on her. She was sleeping peacefully.


That is, until I laid down on the couch, figuring I just sleep there for the rest of the "night," better to keep an eye on her.

Just as I was drifting off to sleep, Kate got up and tried to get the collar off herself. She walked around the living room and into the kitchen, stopping to successfully drink some water several times.

Finally after about 10 minutes, she laid back down and went to sleep.


About an hour later, she was up again, but only briefly as she tried a couple more times to shed her "collar of shame," as my friend Alice calls it.

Then she slept until well after I got up to start my day. She did manage somehow to get the collar off her head while I was in the shower. I reattached it and she went back to sleep.

Two weeks, huh?

And no, Kate, it doesn't matter which direction you point the collar. It doesn't help the reception on the TV.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Poor pup!! I know they must have these things for a reason but it seems so unfair to the dog... When mine had to wear one, she hated it so much and she was so good about her stitches we just kept a very close eye on her while we were home. But she had to wear one while we were out and she was so disoriented by it.

Michael Woyton said...

It does seem to make it harder to walk her.

But if it allows the eyelid to heal faster then great.

Are there lighter weight, more comfortable, but still protective collars out there?

Unknown said...

there are more comfortable e-collars available-hooked on dogs i red hook carries them as well as rhinebeck animal hospital.

Unknown said...

rhinebeck animal hospital sells a more comfortable collar-so does hooked on dogs in red hook.

Susan said...

Michael, the Pet Project blog has info on alternatives to the e-collar, including one designed specifically for dogs who've undergone eye surgery. Here's the link:
http://petprojectblog.com/archives/cats/optivisor-novaguard-two-more-alternatives-to-elizabethan-collar/

Michael Woyton said...

Thanks, Susan. Those are interesting. Too bad all the distributors and retail partners seem to be overseas. It might take longer to get the gadget than Kate would need to wear it. But if one knows surgery is going to happen, it could be ordered and ready for post-op.